— Half-Orc Barbarian OOG (via outofcontextdnd)
She proclaimed that it was a basilisk, and proceeded to ask me if I had a diary. She then explained that she needed to destroy said theoretical diary with the snake’s tooth, so that said diary would not drain my soul.
I worry about her.
bokunocaillou said: your hair would probably be…bad, but i think it might help your face
I think it might help Saleh if you stop praying for him to get injured.
Disregarding for the moment the current cultural subtext regarding fedoras, the very notion of my wearing one is ludicrous.
How could the world view my fabulous hair if I wore a hat?